so today a saleswoman was giving away free samples and i was sick with a fever so i forgot i was vegan and went mmm cheese took a big ass bite, of course then it turned out it wasn’t cheese it was SOAP and never to this day have i seen so much shock and confusion on one person’s face
"There is this devaluation of women."
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
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My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
One of our bunnies passed away today, so rest in peace our beloved Pärlan. We miss you and I hope you’re in a good place with lots of food and no pain.
My snapchat story y’all
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
Its been a year